Erare Humanum Est.

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Well as i said that you will get a picture of me posing as spock. Here it is for comparison I have put a picture of spock as well.

Hey dont complain about my picture skills i just used paint only as it takes ages to open it.



comparing to me :P.



And if don't get it, it;s a joke!

My new posting are going to be, what if history would have been different.


The topics are:
The case of the chicken and the egg. (nah kiddin)
Life without inquisition,
USA invading countries because of Energy.
the zulu war,
South Africa,
The american continent,
India and its surroundings.

Well these are the topics so far, I will try to write on any of them in random order.

[jay-mob]

Hm, I should be writing something!

Well I was intending to write something about history if it would have not happened, I think people have to have wait a while, life is catching up at the moment. I won't give more reasons at the time being.

Lets just say i had overall 4 hours sleep over the last few days, and they were not spent on the internet and I mite not even be on for a while.

Hm did ever anybody watch any of these films, and what is your opinion about it?

1. Grave of the fireflies.
2. Memento
3. American History X
4. Requiem for a dream
5. Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon
6. Forrest Gump
7. Good Bye Lenin
and last but not least
8. Insterstella 5555

Keep pming.

You can comment on any of it.
As far as i am concerced people are open to reply.

(And if people are still keep asking I am not going to reply to Pb's post *_*)

Peace out!

[jay-mob]

Don't ask me why but i Just feel like writing this.

Quest

The echo of my word's lost in the mist.
I listen to the silence from the pier.
I'm of the West, as well as of the East,
My home, still, is nowhere near.
The mist I see, the silent call I hear,
Yet am I lost myself? Not in the least.
Alert and conscious, as a watchful beast,
I feel but pain and void, and doubt, and fear.
Of what I feel, I cold prepare a list.
But for silence, which invades my ear,
The rest of me is obvious and clear,
The rest of me just fits into my fist.
This life is strange, quite like my name Ravil,
Since what I feel is not what I reveal.

"Ravil Bukharaev"

*NO COMMENT*

[jay-mob]

Well the big question is what was first?

I would say both the chicken was the egg!

As in the mother was the child. To elaborate the thesis, we have to go back in history to the creation of life itself (that's why i was saying Nah!). So yeah as far as we can understand that amino acids and proteins were inside a so called primodial soup (I can't be asked to take an excourse about the creation of life, I am just trying to answer this boring question). So then these Dna/rna hit against each other etc. etc. and because amino-acid condensation creates a dynamic state of equilibrium we need dry clay.
Concept:
DNA/RNA attach together in water, dna/rna reaches clay, clay is hot water vapourises a one way amino-acid string is made.
So in this case the parents DNA/RNA molecule, are the child DNA/RNA string.

This is just a theory I am not saying that this is 100% fact, but this is my answer to the chicken and egg question. So what does it has to do if history went the other way?
Hm if we would had million times more radiation at that time the carbon atoms would have absorbed all the radioactive radiation and may had created free radicals, no life would have ever been created and it would have saved the earth from having such a viral species called Humans (well in most cases its the best definition), however what nature took millions of years to make was teared down by Humankind in less than a earth second in comparison to it's creation. Just an interpretation of what would have happened if history would have gone a different direction.

End of part 1.

Is anybody else Drizzt do Urden fan?

[jay-mob]

Because exam time is coming up, and people know if they are going to pass or fail any particular test, hence my advice. I just copied it from my msn space.

32 THINGS TO DO ON AN EXAM WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE GOING TO FAIL IT ANYWAYS!



1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"



2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.



3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.



4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.



5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.



6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.



7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, if possible a toothbrush on your left/right ear and nothing else.



8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.



9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.



10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.



11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.



12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.



13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.



14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)



15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).



16. Comment on how good the instructor is looking that day.



17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.



18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and e and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.



19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.



20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice every 5 min.



21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.



22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.



23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.



25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"



26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!



27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.



28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. Sheesh!"



29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.



30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.



31. Cross dress.



32. Make origami animals out of your test.

Hm, I found out that already two people gave me the rating of 1, I think i am number one so I am thankful for their response the more often you will rate me with 1 the more i will think, "Geez, what a pair of loser's, i never invited you to read my blog, if you don't like it go to timbuktu!".

[jay-mob]

Workin tonight off tomorow.

[jay-mob]

Well another to a different possibility to history.

Imagine fuel would have run out in the 90ies. The news would have been like.


"Today 5th August 1990 USA invaded Norway, Iceland and the Sahara, on the grounds that the scandinavian country is not practising his tolerance to homosexuality laws, and Iceland was invadec because of the statement of "Everybody is a cousin in Iceland and this marrying of first or second cousin's is a incestious crime hence it should be outlawed and some mingling of cultures should be introducted (forced upon the government)). The fact that Norway has the biggest tidal and that Iceland has the greatest Geothermal (vulcanic) energy reserves, was not accounted for these invadings (so the president said). The ground that the Sahara was invaded (by some official spokesman), the beduins are not officially tryiing to form a democratic goverment and the children's education are in jeopardy (as if USA could care less), hence it invaded the desert of the sahara and the whole region for a revitalising of the desert (yeah right), and a change of lifestyle for the beduins. The fact that installing solar stations over the sahara could supply the whole world with energy and could satisfy the need of the required energy.


Geez USA's main policy's are to gain as much power/energy/resources on the planet and countries(oh yes I am a smarty pants I know), then sell the resources back to the people they stole it from, and become even richer. The same applies with energy stations, e.g. the dilemma with the nuclear power today, usa is not bothered if a country has a nuclear powerplant the only reason it doesnt want a somebody to be able to know the processes involved to use uranium-235 is because the government want's to make profit on selling it.

The best description is human's are like atoms they are very useful and they come in all different sorts, helium, oxygen, sodium etc etc, however the bigger the atom and the more of it the more unstable the society becomes, and if we have 50kg of uranium. tick tick tick booooooom. Diggity

[jay-mob]

I’m really tired so I think this is going to take along time to write, or I might just cut it. Too bad!

Start from post 11! What type of game is that?! And I like Monopoly.


Haha, do 285324 people actually know about your game?

Well I think can exclude me from that number since I have good memories of playing Monopoly, well I agree with something, I can’t remember ever finishing monopoly.

First of all yeah the chances that people know these game are really high, I just googled pimpopoly:

Pimpopoly

As it seems somebody had already my idea, and as we know the internet is a very vast network of connections etc. etc. etc. and we have already 6 billion people on the planet hence I can assure you that already such a number knows about this game 285324 is not a huge number but i can assure you to comparison to 6 billion is its nothing hence I can say so many people know that game of which i had an idea of as well (as it was invented already by somebody else.

And I can hate monopoly for sure it is soooo time consuming, by the time I have finished a game of monopoly I could had 5 PHD's, 7 Doctor titles, having my 6th divorce behind me, teaching my grand grandson how to ride a bike and even be back from the belt of orion with a trabant car using as a rocket.

If you don't know what a trabant is:
The best car in the Universe

Whats with all the hating of Microsoft? I mean I see you using Msn more then an average person! Ok everything has faults but? M’eh

It's not me who uses more MSN than the average person, everybody who knows you can assure you that its actually YOU, I am on msn maximum 2 hours per day, as you know urself that i go offline at 0.00.

Keep on dreaming sunshine… I don’t even believe 69011563 even know you let alone believe that you’re right in everything. You’ll be lucky if one person believe that your right in everything ! Well saying that it’s going to be tedious to have someone thinking your right all the time. I mean no argument or disagreement…just someone nodding every time you say something…BORING!

Hm, it was a joke but as you said yourself, you have 0% humour and you cant even take a lil bit of Irony as well as sarcasm, first of all i don't even recall to know that many people fact, second it was a exaggeration, third you are boring nobody reads your thread and you say it yourself, your thread is BOOOOORRRRIIIIINNNNGGG! or do you want me to quote your thread???

However you never know what happens in the future, i could have speculated. *oooohmm ohhm using psychic abilities ooohmm ohhmm*

Firstly he complains about my blog and then says no offence ! Well ok I didn’t take offence.

And I beg to differ about the msn conversation… I mean does one only talk about their day on an msn conversation? If I remember correctly mostly when you ask me about my day on msn the answer you get it ‘it was ok’ or something along those lines. In my blog you get more detail (mostly)

Well, yes sometimes you dont' talk about your day because i don't go into any more detail, I mean first of all I know you from the net and not like in real life, secondly for me there is no difference if i read it from your thread or on a msn convo, however you do sometimes talk about your day on msn (don't deny it you do! basta).

(now my changes)

Whoever: ohh that’s great saves me time, writing it up for each person on msn. Maybe we can start the msn conv with more interesting stuff from now on. So you saw dragons flying did you…what’s that about?

And the conversation continues…

Anyways just a question for everyone…why is it that everyone starts an msn conversation with ‘hello …how are you?’ or ‘hello…what have you been up to?’ I mean isn’t there anything else to start the conversation with? Ok fine I do it myself but come on think original for a change.

Don't copy my style.
Flying dragon, dragonfly, see a resemble (did it made the uh huh effect??).
Flying dragons what wrong with them?

Ok, what are you expecting somebody to say? Akwaba (ghanian for hello), or do you want somebody to talk in a totally different language, oi kiddan kia karahi hey, or do you want somebody to be rude. YO PEEEEP, hows going you PEEEPIN PEEEP PEEEPER? or do you want some telepathic abilites so all writing is not required whatsoever?
Please tick right box.
1. Jay is right
2. Jay is right
3. Jay is right

Jays quote: You know who you are!


I’m still trying to work out what he meant by that statement

Don't be so selfcentered not everything is about you .

And nope aren’t going to comment about the picture of his….nope… actually the only comment I’ll add is…nah Jay you don’t look like that guy.

I never wanted to look like spock (that's his name if you didnt find out so far), It was a joke, a farce, comprende?

Man it looks like I have way too much time in hand to go through this in detail. I need to REVISE more!

As it seems you do!

Maybe this will scare me to revise more:

http://tickers.TickerFactory.com/ezt...9b3d/event.png

I don't even think that this link would scare anybody, maybe it would scare some ghost's and leprechauns they would get nightmares because it is cute or something.

Imagine the dialogue (yeah these random ppl might have been jamaican):

random 1: Akwaba, Man I need to revise I should go off and revise!
random 2: Yo man PEEEEEEEP, you PEEEPIN PEEEEPER, shizzle my nizzle!
random 1: Man i need to revise!
random 2: Yo man Did you saw that link, mon :
P_b's scarying her off to learn for her exams link
Random 1: Man i am scared of this link I will go revising now.... *no response*
Random 2: PEEEEEEP, and nobody asked me *how's u? or what have you been doing*

I think I could have done a better job of this post if I wasn’t so sleepy! But yeah there it is. Ok less Msn for tomorrow and more revision.

Good night everyone…need to get up early and be out of the house by 6.15

And i thought I am the one who sits more than a average person on the internet HMMMMMMMM (Big bulb going on my head)

Sheesh man if you cant take some fun, then don't i was kiddin sheesh, but well yeah.

and if you didnt found out so far the thing with the numbers its on maddox page i copied his style but I stopped it or you would have seen it in the last few post but as i am saying you didn't geez.



I can't write it in my own words hence I am giving a link to the chief MADDOX.


Why some things suck when you say it!!!!

AND YES IT IS MY OPINION!!!!!!!!

[jay-mob]

new criticismcoming up somepoint in the future

[jay-mob]

I really should be doing a update, and I am happy that the thread of such lowlife's as rajah was taken down. Ave Caesar!

I have a couple of quotes.

It's not Humans who are rascist. It's the light which makes us different. Dear god, Switch off the light!

Justice is the only way to the truth.

Just out of curisioty, I was just watching some random film, I can't even remember which one it was, it was really boring (No it was not scary movie 4 I am never going to watch it), and a guy said I can see myself in you. Does that not sound Gay???

Anyways the more important films worth watching nowadays. Inside man (banker who earned his money about the deaths of jews in germany), and 16 blocks (conspiracy in the US of A police force.)
By the way if you did not find out so far the previous things were *spoilers*.
Sorry but it's up to everybody themselves what they read. So if you are cursing at me and wanted to watch that film. Your own fault that you are reading my thread I did not force you to.

Why does it always rain on somebody else?



feel like writing something so I will be random.

I am walking trough life.
Counting the days which are left.
To suffer is to survive.
In this world which is deaf.
I can see a packet of cashew nuts.
It came from everywhere in Terra.
It is really human to make a error.
But we forget history where we picked on other peoples guts.
Why is ignorance, blindness and hate a path we choose.
why does nobody care in how to change.
why to we crawl back on our paws and are destined to loose.
Is it a typhoon or a rocket which is known as heart?
Life is long but we waste every moment we start.

"John Doe"


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