One day Ernie the doc was darning his socks when along came a mystical man who told our hero his name was Stan. Stan said unto Ernie, "Thou must go on a journey to find the hidden treasure" Ernie replied "nothing would give me more pleasure!" So he packed his bags and set off high up into the mountains on his way he gave a sigh and wished that he could fly with wings as silver as fountains. He reached the top and gave a yelp for there a dragon slept he realised he would need some help but bravely on he crept. As he reached the dragons large snout Ernie tripped and fell and in surprise he gave a shout and woke the dragon, "oh Hell!" The dragon blinked his giant eye and gave an almighty yawn then in the corner, he did spy Our hero looking all forlorn! Ernie did not try to run for 'whats the point?' he thought. 'That dragon's fire is hot as the sun this is it, I'm done for, I'm caught!' He closed his eyes and braced himself before daring to take a peek and before his eyes he saw an elf who held the dragon on a leash! "Who are you?" the elf cried out the dragon stood and quivered Ernie replied, "Just hanging about" the dragon looked terrified and shivered! "I think I'll turn you into stone." The elf laughed with an evil grin, Ernie gave a little groan "please dont break my skin" The elf advanced, his wand outstretched, the dragon seized his chance, Ernie, in fright, leaned over and retched the elf began his trance. As the elf reached out to Ernie the dragon's jaws opened wide and snapped the elf up, swallowed him whole! At last that bloody elf had died! Ernie ran to the massive beast and hugged his giant paw for he really thought he'd be deceased, and he really was in awe. "Thank you for distracting the elf" the dragon smiled shyly "he's been stealing all the wealth and treating me so poor!" "Anytime!" Ernie said brightly for all his fear had gone. "please let me do something for you rightly!" Ernie replied, "Please take me home!" "I'm not cut out for this hero lark I only want to stay at home and own a dog who never barks and become a doctor alone!" The dragon obliged, "Climb aboard, into the night we'll fly!" On his back Ernie gripped the chord and into the night they soared. Back at home Ernie smiled remembering his great adventure. He glanced down at his illegitimate love child and was relieved not to be in the wild!
I made myself a fryed egg sandwich to celebrate. I could share it with you, but my scanner's all greased up from the hash browns I emailed someone last week
It's easy to be optimistic for others Ernie!
Well that's ruled out any chance of us being in the same year at medical school.
Ernie was a fantastic doc despite his piercings and his dreadlocks! Every patient was his friend and often he would help them to mend! But then one day Ernie made a big error and needed a defense attorney!
There once was a boy called Ernie who went on a magical journey, but when he arrived he had barely survived and had to go home on a gurney!
Little kid? He was 13. Plus, it hit me on the back of my head, and the fragments of snow/ice went down my back, plus I was having a rough day and was tired. I don't regret it for a moment
Aye...long time no speak.
Hello 'Friend'
Darn! I'm an hour late! I didn't see the notification.... :-( GUTTED!
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