Ernie_the_doc was really chuffed for his Eponine was up the duff! She cried and she cried to her doctor boy, but sadly he was jumping for joy! For Ernie_the_doc had a great gene pool, looks, brains and muscles too! The baby was sure to be a winner but Eponine just wanted to be thinner! :-( Poor Eponine. And yes I think BOTH our rhyming skills are deteriorating.... but it's exam time so no worries! Hope you're working hard to meet your conditions! xx
Eponine was very sad For Ernie_the_doc had done her bad she had so longed to give him a kiss but cos of his bladder, her kiss he missed. She cried and cried in great despair for she loved him beyond compare then one day he came to see her and they kissed and made some errrr...... ;-)
Ernie was the slowest to reply the eponine hugo thought he had died! So one day when she heard from him she was so happy she could have kissed him! Lol its ok - I really did wonder if you'd dropped off the face of the earth..... Congrats on ur offers, gutted I wont be meeting Ernie at Leeds though!!! xxx
Ernie was the greatest doc the world had ever seen but then one day he missed a patient and now he feels mean!!! So Ernie went to find himself he travelled far and wide in that time he spent his wealth but found himself a bride! His bride was blonde and beautiful, pure as the driven snow, however she wasn't graceful and she was sometimes rather slow! But Dr. Ernie didn't care for she was pretty, beyond compare! So he took her to the city. There they bought a great big house with 100 rooms and a pool, although she was silent as a mouse, Ernie occupied himself by using his 'tool'. The years went by so very fast and one day Ernie awoke to find his bride in the night had passed, alas he now had no one to poke!!! Ernie cried and cried and cried and then he cried some more until one day a new (but not so beautiful) bride should knock upon his door. It turned out she was a doctor too and she was here to turn his life around "Come back to the hospital, you" she said Ernie followed her without a sound. So that was the story of Ernie the doc the greatest doctor the world had known for now he's working as an amazing doc and thanks to the pretty doctor, he's not alone!
Lol flattery will get you everywhere! I will come up with a rhyme tomorrow - I've been on placement all week and my brain is pickled!
One day Ernie the doc was darning his socks when along came a mystical man who told our hero his name was Stan. Stan said unto Ernie, "Thou must go on a journey to find the hidden treasure" Ernie replied "nothing would give me more pleasure!" So he packed his bags and set off high up into the mountains on his way he gave a sigh and wished that he could fly with wings as silver as fountains. He reached the top and gave a yelp for there a dragon slept he realised he would need some help but bravely on he crept. As he reached the dragons large snout Ernie tripped and fell and in surprise he gave a shout and woke the dragon, "oh Hell!" The dragon blinked his giant eye and gave an almighty yawn then in the corner, he did spy Our hero looking all forlorn! Ernie did not try to run for 'whats the point?' he thought. 'That dragon's fire is hot as the sun this is it, I'm done for, I'm caught!' He closed his eyes and braced himself before daring to take a peek and before his eyes he saw an elf who held the dragon on a leash! "Who are you?" the elf cried out the dragon stood and quivered Ernie replied, "Just hanging about" the dragon looked terrified and shivered! "I think I'll turn you into stone." The elf laughed with an evil grin, Ernie gave a little groan "please dont break my skin" The elf advanced, his wand outstretched, the dragon seized his chance, Ernie, in fright, leaned over and retched the elf began his trance. As the elf reached out to Ernie the dragon's jaws opened wide and snapped the elf up, swallowed him whole! At last that bloody elf had died! Ernie ran to the massive beast and hugged his giant paw for he really thought he'd be deceased, and he really was in awe. "Thank you for distracting the elf" the dragon smiled shyly "he's been stealing all the wealth and treating me so poor!" "Anytime!" Ernie said brightly for all his fear had gone. "please let me do something for you rightly!" Ernie replied, "Please take me home!" "I'm not cut out for this hero lark I only want to stay at home and own a dog who never barks and become a doctor alone!" The dragon obliged, "Climb aboard, into the night we'll fly!" On his back Ernie gripped the chord and into the night they soared. Back at home Ernie smiled remembering his great adventure. He glanced down at his illegitimate love child and was relieved not to be in the wild!
Ernie was a fantastic doc despite his piercings and his dreadlocks! Every patient was his friend and often he would help them to mend! But then one day Ernie made a big error and needed a defense attorney!
There once was a boy called Ernie who went on a magical journey, but when he arrived he had barely survived and had to go home on a gurney!
Darn! I'm an hour late! I didn't see the notification.... :-( GUTTED!
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