Stupidest things said in interviews!

**Dr mani** · 21-03-2010, 02:48 AM

Originally Posted by Godofsmallthingys

New one! My name is Amiruth! And i am a dude!!!

Mrs Amy Ruth? Ah we did'nt know you were a guy you have a confusing name!
Me: Well my operation went well and my husband's in the car...

Them: Amiruth thats an odd name? Where's it from?
Me : Its indian a very rare Hindu name! Sadly my parents picked it without consideration of girly taunts at school...
Them: Are you a practicing hindu...
Me: No Madam, i am fully qualified.

Cheesy one liner...
Well Laughter is the Best Medicine.. (Thank you readers freaking digest...)

Well i made them smile, i made em grin hopefully they will put me in! (Look am so gangsta i can rhyme! with thyme! And Lime! Oh no run away its a mime... Okay it needs some work... But a couple of hard looking guys in outsize clothing and enough jewellery to make Mr T envious grooving next to me won't go amiss...)

if i was them i would personally shot u in the head

**astronaut** · 26-07-2010, 04:06 PM

I was asked if there was any piece of recent medical research that had caught my interest.

I started speaking about the Richard Doll smoking/cancer study. From the 19-freaking-50s

**pistol_offire** · 26-07-2010, 04:21 PM

interviewer: have you ever had to dealt with a busy schedule before?

me: as well as studying for my A-levels i have many hobbies including football training twice a week plus matches. i train at the gym at least three times a week, and have recently taken up the Extended Project, for which i have to undertake a considerable amount of independent study. Add to this a part time job, work experience and social commitment - Yes I have a busy schedule.

interviewer: wow, that sounds hard. how do you manage to keep it up?

me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

interviewer: ...

me:

**chunky.saj** · 26-07-2010, 06:55 PM

This takes me back...

At my Manchester interview in Nov 2004 during an ethical discussion on smoking...

Interviewer: "Who's responsibility is it to teach children the dangers of smoking?"
Me: "I think schools have to take part of the responsibility, but I would have to say the main onus is on the parents"
Interviewer: "So are you saying that I am a bad mother, because both of my kids smoke?"
Me: "..err"

Thankfully the rest of the panel started laughing and I joined in nervously. Still here I am now about to start final year at Manchester, so it's all good.

**rq10** · 17-08-2010, 05:01 PM

haha I can see myself doing some of these things!

**nashteo** · 18-10-2010, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Muffintops

he he! Brilliant!!!

i had an interview at Birmingham, n the asked me about the GMC, i replied that it was a registered charity (as it says on website,), then i was pounced on...
Dr= registered charity dont think so lady, takin money off drs, not what i call
a charity, you seem to have some strange ideas (i think i must have hit a
nerve)
Amy = (whimper) its just what i read
Dr = well maybe ur right, i just dont think so somehow do you? in a really
mocking and mean voice. then laughs all round at my expense.

Then when i sed being a dr would be really diverse (thinking more on lines of hospital care and A&E), he replied "hmmm, dont think u have the rite picture, if ur a GP ur gonna c lots of common colds n stuff, u sure this is diverse? im not sure you have a clear conception of the role" AHHHHHHH!! they were MEAN!!!

then the med student asked if i have hobbies, i told her bout bein a swimmer, n she said "well i hope u dont think ur gonna b able 2 swim that much at uni, u sure u know what u wanna do?" ITS JUST A SPORT!!!!!

and i lest the interview with my head in a paper bag... until the offer came thru 2weeks later!!! he he!!!
Must not have responded TOO bad then!!!!

What's GMC?

**MEDEVAC** · 19-10-2010, 12:06 AM

General Medical Council

**MEDEVAC** · 25-10-2010, 10:15 PM

INTERVIEWER: So what are the advantages of being a Doctor over being in the Army?

CANDIDATE: Well, in medicine you can kill someone without there being an inquest.

This will not be said in the interview.

**Martigan** · 26-10-2010, 05:06 PM

It's like what is the difference between a Doctor and an Architect.

A doctor can bury their mistakes when an architect has his on display for all to see.
PS have you noticed that St Georges is across the road from a cemetery?

shahana · 26-10-2010, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by Martigan

It's like what is the difference between a Doctor and an Architect.

A doctor can bury their mistakes when an architect has his on display for all to see.
PS have you noticed that St Georges is across the road from a cemetery?

Leicester med school is right next to one...