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**Keeno** · 17-04-2007, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by Mark____

That is the funniest thing I've ever read concerning Orkney.
I think we're on parr with Orkney in terms of temperature.
I did get a tan in my back garden the other day...

You should put a picture of yourself in your avatar, it's the in-thing to do.
ayye.

:]

it wasn't funny for me. I was the one looking like a lobster for ages. Orkney is a weird place. One minute it is blisteringly hot then the next it is a downpour.

no. as I said. if you ever have the misfortune of meeting me...

**Mark____** · 17-04-2007, 09:40 PM

Don't be negative, my friend.
I'm an ugly sod too.
Being ugly is a great advantage - people take you much more seriously

**Miss M.** · 18-04-2007, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by Mark____

Don't be negative, my friend.
I'm an ugly sod too.
Being ugly is a great advantage - people take you much more seriously

I think a bit fat LOL is the only response I can give to this.

**Mark____** · 18-04-2007, 01:47 AM

Do you like being taken seriously Dr G?

(You'd better be doing your investig for tomorrow because JONSEY THE BIG FAT SHITFACECXXXCK will be wanting meat.)

**Miss M.** · 18-04-2007, 02:15 AM

Screw you. You must be soberingly serious then. Jooookkee.
No. I am not doing my investig I'm ambling through new media. I will have it done for Friday. This is acceptable isn't it?? Isn't it??

Jonesy can have meat, in the form of my foot in his ass. Mrs Big bum won't be chuffed either, hay gee. Fit can ye dee?

**Mark____** · 18-04-2007, 02:22 AM

Noooo, I'll have to attempt mine for tomorrow.
I must.

I didn't tell mother about the phonecall... she was out and Rachel took it. Suggers said she had to phone him back but I figured, three weeks left - whit can they do?
So yes, she's in the dark.
Did your mother go schizo?

:/

**Miss M.** · 18-04-2007, 02:31 AM

My parents were ticked, yes. I did my best to convince them but I'm starting to think they're not buying it anymore...
Acch weel. They're over it now though, mother said to go and see Jonesy but like hay I'm doing that. On the message he said it was just because I'd truanted chem today, didn't mention the other 56 times. :S. However, it may have been because we breezed in one door and out the other before the "lesson" started. Good crack like.

**Mark____** · 18-04-2007, 02:44 AM

Well, I did my usual nose-in-the-air-oh-sorry-I-didn't-see-you strut right past his snout this morning before I came in.
And THEN we got caught at the vendings by Knighteybabez and I was all smiles and giggles which is reeeeeally a bit of a cheek to be honest...

It's funny how I get "We need to discuss if we're puting him forward for the exam" and you get "go see Jonesy"
I could actually wring that stupid idiot's disgusting crow neck. He actual makes my blood boil. If only I knew the bond enthalpy of blood I'd shove him in a nice big heated container and watch him explode.