[sionyn]

birmingham interview...:
them: do you do any sports?
me: weeeell, i'll very occasionally play badminton... (about once every half decade)
them: oh, i see, didn't the rules change a short while back?
me: (i had no idea) yes!
them: how does your scoring system work then?
me: (aaaargh!) (pause) (pause) (long pause) well i only play it veeery occasionally, so we don'y use a scoring system.
them: but surely there must be one of some sort?
me: no, not really.
them: (pause) (and again) let's move on then

i'm never playing badminton again.